Skeleton Jokes

• Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
  A: No body
  
   
• Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
  A: Bone appétit !
  
   
• Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
  A: When something tickles his funny bone.
  
   
• Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
  A: It had no body to dance with.
  
   
• Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
  A: Skull tures
  
   
• Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
  A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
  
   
• Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
  A: I'm bone to be wild!
  
   
• Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
  A: He had no body to dance with.
  
   
• Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
  A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
  
   
• Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
  A: Sherlock Bones.
  
   
• Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
  A: Napoleon bone-apart
  
   
• Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
  .A: Trom-BONE.
  
   
• Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
  A: Spare ribs!!!
  
   
• Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
  A: When something tickles his funny bone.
  
   
• Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
  A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!
  
   
• Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
  A: He didn't have the guts.
  
   
• Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
  A: Nothing gets under their skin !
  
   
• Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
  A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them !
  
   
• Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
  A: Beacause of all the coffin !
  
   
• Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
  A: He had no body to go with !
  
   
• Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ?
  A: They had a rattling good time !
  
   
• Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
  A: To have his ghoul stones removed !
  
   
• Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
  A: He could feel it in his bones !
  
   
• Q: What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument ?
  A: A trom-bone !
  
   
• Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
  A: On the telebone !
  
   
• Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings ?
  A: Lazy bones !
  
   
• Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes ?
  A: Skeleton keys !
  
   
• Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns ?
  A: Skint Eastwood !
  
   
• Q: What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ?
  A: It came back with a skeleton crew !
  
   
• Q: What do you call a skeleton snake ?
  A: A rattler !

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